January 2010
97 posts
THE CHOICE, NOT JUST AN OPTION.
somewhere between heartaches and waiting, comes the chance to be found by someone who can show you that you don’t have to be just an option, but THE CHOICE.
SPIRITUAL FOOD! :)
may GOD inspire you when you feel down. encourage you when you feel like quitting. and guide you when all things become confusing. stay happy ‘coz that’s what GOD wants you to be.
IN AN ATTY.'S OFFICE.
atty: ano? idedemanda mo ang boss mo ng sexual harassment dahil lang sinabihan ka niyang mabango ang buhok mo?
complainant: your honor, UNANO ang boss ko! UNANO!
LOL.
“kung iiwas ka, hindi ka tatamaan. pero kung nakita mo nang tatamaan ka ta hindi...”
2 GUYS TALKING.
guy1: pare, ang baduy naman ng gf mo!
guy2: ano naman? pare-parehas lang naman yan pag hinubaran.
wahahaha. BAD!
ung crush ko? ANIMAL LOVER un. tamo ung gf,...
KILIG MOMENTS
girl: alam mo nalulungkot ako.
guy: bakit naman?
girl: twice lang kasi kita nakikita. pag recess at lunch break.
guy: twice lang naman kita gustong makita eeh… NOW AND FOREVER!
TUNAY NA KAIBIGAN
boy 1: pare, ang sakit talaga, iniwan niya na ko.
boy 2: bakit pare? san ba dapat kayo pupunta?
MU -- malabong usapan
mister: honey, nanalo ako sa lotto! mag-impake ka na ng mga gamit.
misis: oh talaga? anong dadalhin ko?
mister: wala akong pakielam, basta lumayas ka na dito!
DEMONYO, DUMATING SA PARK.
pari: sa bisa ng aking kapangyarihan, inuutusan kita masamang nilalang. lumayas ka dito! nalis!
demonyo: wow. astig ah. parang ikaw may-ari ng park. sa’yo ba to? epal ah, papansin to.
WHAT IS BOYFRIEND?
ADDITION of problems.
SUBTRACTION of admirers.
MULTIPLICATION of enemies.
DIVISION of friends.
some people fall in love at first sight and remain...
just when we thought we were already matured,...
iba na talaga ang mga tao ngayon.
kanina nasa church ako. nasa harap ko ang isang babae.
in the middle of the mass, she lighted a cigaret.
i was so shocked. NATAPON TULOY REDHORSE KO. hahaha.
loving someone who can't love you back is like...
comfortably lying, but unconsciously bleeding.
softly sleeping, but silently hurting.
continuously breathing yet, slowly dying.
“it’s ordinary to love the beautiful, but it’s beautiful indeed to...”
i can always take care of myself. but still, i...
it's not everyday that you'll find someone who...
“GOD gives us strength to persevere, not to surrender.”
MAKABAGONG ESTUDYANTE.
estudyante: manong bayad ho, isang estudyante.
tsuper: san galing?
estudyante: sa inuman po. xD
“love is possible after friendship. but friendship is not possible after love....”
“if what’s ahead scares you, and what’s behind hurts you. just look...”
DEFINE ETHICS.
ma’am: juan, ano ang ETHICS?
juan: yun po ang kamag-anak ng DUCK.
ma’am: kurek! at pag nangitlog ung duck, un ang grade mo! gago!
IDOL KO SI JUAN TAMAD.
gagawin ko sa’yo kung ano ang ginawa niya sa bayabas.
hihintayin na lang kitang mahulog sa’kin.
CONFUSING.
sino pipiliin mo?
ang magandang nananakit ng puso mo?
o ang pangit na nananakit sa mata mo? xD
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“girls just never say what they truly mean.”
“if you don’t want to be confused, never complicate things.”
MU -- misunderstanding!
sa isang madilim na eskinita, may babaeng nire-rape.
babae: tulong! tulong!
rapist: wag ka nang humingi ng tulong. kaya ko na itong mag-isa. malandi ka ha! gusto mo marami pa.
MU -- manhid na usapan!
girl: kamusta?
guy: eto, na-relaize ko kung gano kita kamahal. kahit may gf na ko, kaw lang ang nasa puso ko.
girl: ah ok. ano gawa mo?
guy: eto, patuloy kitang minamahal, inaalis sa isip ang gf ko at iginuguhit ka sa puso ko.
girl: ah, unli ka?
guy: oo, katulad ng pagmamahal ko sa’yo — walang hanggan!
girl: ok. boring no? wait ha, kain muna ko. goodbye!
sabi nila, "habulin mo, happiness mo!" so pa'no ba...
in life, no two spider webs are the same. be proud...